Tuesday, April 6, 2010

President Obama Attempts to Throw Out First Pitch at Nationals Game, Comes Up Short

Well now- not to seem like I'm dogpiling or anything, but I couldn't let this pass without comment (plus it gives me a chance to see if the video embedding works). If the man wasn't pursuing a job-killing legislative agenda and telegraphing weakness to America's enemies while kicking our allies in the teeth, I'd almost feel sorry for President Obama after this ceremonial 1st pitch:


How appropraite- Soaring wildly to the left with rapid speed before coming crashing back down to earth well off-target- even though the media assured us that we would likely see a blazing fastball right down the middle.

I should expect nothing less from a graduate of the William Ayers and Jerimiah Wright Baseball Academy, where they sing 'God Damn America' during the 7th inning stretch.

The last time I saw a pitch that bad, Kevin Youkilis came sprinting in from 3rd base on Sunday night.

3 comments:

  1. even though the media assured us that we would likely see a blazing fastball right down the middle.

    No doubt MSNBC is telling us that that is precisely what happened, along with doctored video footage.

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  2. I'm guessing MSNBC will go with the raaaacist white guy catcher set up high and left on purpose to keep us from realizing Obama is a centrist.

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  3. I throw better than that! So much so that sometimes my pitches actually hit my kids! That happens less often now that they've learned how to hit.

    He did jinx the Nationals, so I guess I'm grateful. Go Phillies! (We live in NY but grew up near Philly.)

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