I probably
should've done this a little sooner, since (sports-related or otherwise) the news doesn't take a week off from happening while I'm away visiting relatives and friends for Christmastime. Quite the contrary- not to mention I think it would look a little odd to comment on certain events well after the fact when they don't seem to be mentioned on this blog in the first place. So without any further
adieu, here goes:
December 24, 2009- Congress crams through a
multitrillion dollar entitlement program [whose details are still being hammered out as I type this] in the guise of '
healthcare reform' as a Christmas present to the American taxpayer. Never one to lose his touch with the average American, President 0
bama vows not to jet off to his Hawaiian villa for Christmas until the steaming pile of fecal matter he seems bound and determined to take credit for is passed. Curiously, networks like CNN, ABC and
MSNBC spin this as a victory for 0
bama, but fail to mention or explain how this '
healthcare reform' legislation is a victory for the average American.
December 25, 2009- A 23 year old Nigerian national by the name of
Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab travelling on Northwest Airlines flight 253 from Amsterdam to Detroit
unsuccessfully attempts to ignite a cache of
PETN explosives concealed in his underwear on approach to Detroit, earning him the nickname of 'Thunder Thighs', 'The
Panty Bomber' and 'Fruit of
KaBoom'.
Abdulmutallab's father, a Nigerian banker, warned the US embassy of his son falling increasingly under the influence of radical
Islamist imams and possibly sneaking into Yemen to train as a
jihadist. Homeland Security secretary Janet
Napolitano, taking a break from writing vague and ominous
DHS briefings about American veterans, gun owners and anti-abortion activists, appears on NBC news to reassure Americans that
'the system worked'. Except for the part about the guy with ties to radical
Islamists whose own father warned the US Embassy sneaking explosives onto a US-bound flight and only being
discovered when the tried detonating the explosives....but aside from that the system worked flawlessly. Just like the DOD did a bang-up job detecting Major
Hasan's jihadist tendencies prior to his Ft. Hood murder spree.
December 29, 2009- free agent outfielder Jason Bay
apparently grows weary of playing October baseball and
signs a 4-year $66 Million contract with the NY Mets.