Showing posts with label Nobel Prize. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Nobel Prize. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 17, 2014

Pakistan Taliban Murder 132 Schoolchildren in Peshewar Attack


Taliban gunmen and suicide bombers attacked an Army-run school in the Pakistani city of Peshewar on Tuesday, killing at least 132 students and 9 members of the school's staff. With gravely injured students being treated in nearby hospitals for burns as well as bullet and shrapnel wounds, the death toll may go even higher over the next few days.

Pupils as young as nine were shot in their classrooms, or picked off as they ran for cover or begged for help. Others died when the bombers detonated their suicide vests in the playground which was packed with youngsters.

"They dragged the students from classrooms and shot them with automatic rifles," Kashif Ali, 13, one of the injured pupils, said.

Muhammad Shakoor, another injured 13-year-old, said: "The militants pulled the students from beneath the desks and tables and killed them."

A spokesman for the Taliban said it had targeted the school, which served children of the military, in retaliation for the killing of jihadist fighters by the Pakistan army.
As Pakistani troops moved in to secure the grounds of the school, horrific accounts from eyewitnesses and survivors began trickling out. In a classroom with about 60 pupils, a Taliban suicide bomber entered and blew himself up. Others tell of a teacher being burned alive by Taliban gunmen as they forced the students to watch.

According to survivors, many students were gathered for a First Aid class that was to be given by Pakistani Army medics. There were at least six attackers and they reportedly went from room to room, shooting students as they hid under desks or behind bleachers. The attackers also seemed to know that the wives of some high-ranking Pakistani Army officers were present, bolstering claims that the assailants had inside information about the school.

The attacks come about a week after the Obama Administration released the Tehrek-i-Talibani's second in command after he was captured by US forces in Afghanistan during a 2013 raid. The timing of the massacre also came shortly after Pakistani schoolgirl Malala Yousefzai was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for continuing to speak out in favor of women's education after she was shot in the head by Taliban gunmen in her native Swat Valley in 2012. At age 17, Yousefzai is the youngest recipient of the Nobel Prize and her family condemned the Peshawar school attacks in statements to the media.

Saturday, October 10, 2009

BREAKING: President Obama to be Named Playmate of The Year


In a surprise announcement earlier today, Hugh Hefner announced President Barack Obama was to be named 2009 Playmate of the Year. This is widely believed to have been the first time a sitting U.S. President was awarded the honor. The award comes less than a day after President Obama was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.
Not Another New England Sports Blog! has also recieved multiple reports that President Obama is also a finalist for Car & Driver's Mid-Size Sedan of the Year award. White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs was unable to comment on the awards when contacted.
In an unguarded moment, the head of NANESB!'s crack research staff was hear to remark "Seems fair. President Obama has accomplished about as much to win Playmate of the Year as he has to win the Nobel Peace Prize"
More as this story develops.

Friday, October 9, 2009

BREAKING: Used Car Salesman Wins Nobel Prize

Jesus J-DAM Christ, I thought this was an Onion headline at first. President Obama has won the Nobel Peace Prize-

The decision to award one of the world's top accolades to a president less than nine months into his first term, who has yet to score a major foreign policy success, came as a big surprise and provoked strong international criticism as well as praise.


Put me squarely in the Criticism category.

The people who unabiguously hate the United States of America are glad that Barack Obama won the 2008 election.

Think I'm just blowing smoke? Take a look at statements from thugs and dictators like Venezuela's Hugo Chavez, Zimbabwe's Robert Mugabe or Syria's Bashar al-Assad from November 2008 onward.

More on this later. I need a stiff drink first.