Thursday, January 21, 2010

BREAKING STORY- SENATOR-ELECT SCOTT BROWN (R-MA) LINKED TO SECRETIVE, HEAVILY ARMED MILITA GROUP!

The crack research staff at Not Another New England Sports Blog! has just uncovered Senator-elect Scott Brown's (R-MA) ties to a heavily armed militia group known to congregate in New England. Reportedly the group assembles one weekend a month and two weeks a year and was reportedly active in the Boston area during the 2004 Democratic National Convention and has also been seen with weaponry in and around Logan airport.

The group has a long history in the region and is best known for inciting violence against authority figures shortly after it's founding.

A spokesman for Scott Brown was unable to take our inquiries seriously and declined to comment, but this photo NANESB! obtained would indicate that Brown has risen to the rank of Lieutenant Colonel within the organization.

8 comments:

  1. *snicker*
    Well played sir, well played.

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  2. He kinda looks like Brett Favre in that photo.

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  3. <<< Weird -- my old avatar!

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  4. I salute you, sir!

    Or is that a secret racist militia signal?

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  5. Heh. That's very close to the truth, like good satire should be. Now, where's this eye-candy?

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  6. Now, where's this eye-candy?

    Look for the post marked 'CATFIGHT'

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  7. Seeing as the usual crowd has left their two cents so will I. 2CENTS. :)

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  8. Or is that a secret racist militia signal?

    ACHTUNG ! Now this is!
    /// ducks and runs in serpentine pattern.

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